SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

CALENDAR OF DISTURBING SANTAS, DAY 8

Rough crowd. One bag of coal and they go Mussolini on his ass.

PREVIOUS ENTRIES

Day 1: It's Smeary, the drunken, grease-painted Christmas clown.
Day 2: You know Whipper and Flogger and Spanker and Hits'em.
Day 3: The Santanator.
Day 4: Santanetics.
Day 5: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Day 6: L'Oreal ... because Santa's worth it.
Day 7: He's Mr. Heat Miser.