From the smeared lipstick to the remuneration dangling from between her bodice, all the visual cues indicate that Fluffer the Christmas Elf has been paid "under the table," so to say.
Posted by Jeff at December 10, 2006 11:49 PM
Day 1: It's Smeary, the drunken, grease-painted Christmas clown.
Day 2: You know Whipper and Flogger and Spanker and Hits'em.
Day 3: The Santanator.
Day 4: Santanetics.
Day 5: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Day 6: L'Oreal ... because Santa's worth it.
Day 7: He's Mr. Heat Miser.
Day 8: Santa was hung from the chimney with great care.
Day 9: Why is your bag so full, Panty Claus?