SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

MANI. PEDI. GENETI.

Time to check at the Salad mailbag.

Rich at work sends along this note

Sent: Tuesday, May 08, 2007 5:32 PM
Subject: Now, at your local spa.......

I ended up passing a fancy spa in South Tampa last Saturday and noticed this on the window.

Along with botox, facials and manicures, they offer the interesting service in this photograph.

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Not sure what they charge……or how legal it can be.

Then Willie Drye, author of Storm of the Century: The Labor Day Hurricane of 1935 and commentator on the History Channel's "Nature's Fury: Storm of the Century" episode of the series "Violent Earth," sent along this gem:

Subject: BYO rectum ribbon

Hey Jeff:

Saw this and thought, "Hmm. This is the kind of quirky, offbeat -- and off-color -- news item that Jeff gets a kick out of."

They used to use corn cobs in this part of the world, you know.


Later,

Willie

Md. town removes toilet paper from park bathrooms

WALKERSVILLE, Md. - BYOTP.

That's the advice this town is giving visitors to its four parks.

All paper products were removed from the park restrooms after vandals set paper on fire in a men's bathroom, Town Manager Gloria Long Rollins said Monday.

Hand dryers will be installed, but visitors will have to bring their own TP, she said.

Rollins hopes the changes will help combat vandalism, graffiti and drug use in the parks.

Thanks, Willie. You are the wind between our cheeks.

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