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“Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.”
- John Tudor
Oh, shut up, John. Salad Boy's having fun.
Saw this car outside of Walgreens the other day:
Just a guess, but I think the owner was a U.S. Marine.
Yep. Definitely a Marine.
Verily I say unto thee.
The hood flags are in repose at the moment.
The killshot, as it were, was right behind the front wheel well:
Gotta admit, it's kinda catchy as sniper war cries go.
The Lion (road) King
You can pick your license plates...
Motorcycle blogging. At 80 mph.
Now with no Satan!
Graaaaaaaasssssss roof. Rusted!
Gather ye rosebud tattoos while ye may.
Eye Would Drive 4 U
Asphincter says what?
Brush it off.
Get me a truck and make it snappy.
Color me bemused.
Custom mods are cool.
It's great to be a Florida Gator. We think.
The ball cops are here. They have a warrant.
We've got wood.
Timing is everything.
Haten and hogs.
Jimi Hendrix Edition.
Sit on it and rotate.
I'm your private antenna dancer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to Springfield.
Orange you glad you're not this guy?
Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz.
Porn as a windowshade.
Jonathan Livingston Redneck.
Buc off, pal.
Such a dirty mess.
How cheep can you be?
I'm super! Thanks for asking.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Hearse so good.
Drive fast, take chances.
Riding with Fab the deejay.
Beware of the Death Explorer.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.
Live long and prosper. In an Altima.
Just two good ol' boys.
Nicotine is my crash helmet.
Jazz hands moms.
Ugly lug nuts.
My honor student can kick your ass.
Horse and buddy.
It's simple physics, really.
I could watch this all day.
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You might remember the Christmas Sweater of Shame episode a few years back, during which I attempted to shame my dog Lincoln (also known as Doggy O'Kyle, Blackie McBlack-Black and The Dark Knight) through use of unnecessary apparel.
This year, we bought a new sweater for The Dark Knight and passed it down to his cousin Wheaton, who has been known to wear pajamas.
And a forest of stress yawns.
God love Wheaton.
I'd lay like this on the cool tile, too, but I'm afraid it would attract attention.
Someone needed a hug.
Uhhh, Wheatie? Whatcha thinking about, pal?
The Renaissance Fair. A gift which keeps on giving.
Behold, the Corn Fritter Bag of Turin.
Oh, I don't think there's any might about it, friend.
Saw these at PetSmart today:
Where were these when I was looking for Latkefest presents?
My Christmas gift to you, dear Salad reader(s).