I apologize in advance for the sudden shift toward All Things Oceanic in this week's Disturbing Santas. Blame it on my Floridian upbringing.
But I think that I now know who found Santa Claw:
It was this guy.
Few things foster yuletide cheer than the idea of a fat, hairy man smelling like low tide.
Is it me or does Santa look a lot like Al Jolson?