July 12, 2005

ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC

Avid Salad reader Mike Horgan fires off this e-mail:

Jeff,

Have you seen this one yet? Too funny!

-M

GodAnus.jpg

I had not seen this.

What's the tag say?




GodAnus2.jpg

Ah. Reminds me of that Joan Osbourne song...

"What if God was one anus..."

Which reminds me, I saw this Blazer on the way home the other night:





AdventuresClown1.jpg

Oooh, Custom graphics. The epitome of cool.

What's on the back?




AdventuresClown2.jpg

A sea foam green Chevy logo with electric dusty rose accents. Tres chic!

What's that above it on the back window?




AdventuresClown3.jpg

Uh, someone get the Amber Alert ready... Those are the symbolic icy pink skulls of Hansel and Gretel in his palms.



PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC

My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.

Live long and prosper. In an Altima.

Just two good ol' boys.

Asshats aplenty.

Nicotine is my crash helmet.

Jazz hands moms.

Ugly lug nuts.

Pretty ballsy.

My honor student can kick your ass.

Garfield mudflaps.

Horse and buddy.

Posted by Jeff at July 12, 2005 11:38 PM | TrackBack
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