Longtime readers of the Salad will know that we have a morbid appreciation for food items that resemble naughty human body parts. Or at least circus freak food aberrations.
We've celebrated the Penis Carrot, the Penis Peanut, the Penis Fry and the Penis Eggplant.
I hereby announce a new addition to the family...
Patrick found this a while back during a sit-out one Friday night by a fire pit in my driveway. Of course, he was dressed like this when he found it, so, you do the math:
I've always wondered what I'd look like with a fake mullet and no eyebrows, too. I just haven't let someone snap my photo while doing it.
You know what they say... it's all over when the leg goes up.