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A SERIES OF OPEN LETTERS:
PAGING MR. FREUD EDITION

Dear Esquire,

For years, I had wondered what the dark, dusty, Musk-by-Jovan-scented corners of my Id would resemble if they were unleashed synaptically by the trigger of a provacative and stimulating photographic image.

After seeing your collection of shots showing Giada De Laurentiis frolicking in what could only be described as a sexually suggestive ragu, let's just say ...

... I wonder no more.

Thanks for the unintended psychological baggage I must now wade through. Remind me to put you up for the public service Pulitzer.

All the best,

Jeff

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