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A SERIES OF OPEN LETTERS:
KARMA IS A BITCH EDITION

Dear Franz Lidz,

Congratulations on your journalistic coup: getting to the bottom of New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner's possible slide toward Alzheimer's.

Using a wheelchair-bound, geriatric former news gatherer as an investigative Trojan horse for stalking another debilitated, slipper-and-robe-wearing geriatric at his home, well, I have to admit I never would have thought of that. Must have been out sick the day they taught that in J-school.

Hey, is that the very quotable Dick Clark who just fell down that flight of stairs over there?

Made you look.

Seriously, nice job. I couldn't be more proud.

Very Truly Yours,

Jeff

p.s. Stay classy.

PREVIOUS OPEN LETTERS:

Paging Mr. Freud Edition

Imitation Is Not Flattery Edition

I Ate A Baby Edition

Andy Samberg Edition

Personal Technology Edition

Crazy Nordic Singers Edition

An Inconvenient Poop Edition

Posted by Jeff at August 3, 2007 06:35 AM | TrackBack