There's a lot of pressure each year when I start the Salad Bowl's annual daily Calendar of Disturbing Santas.
Especially when the previous year was such an abysmal failure.
Last year, I started strong, but only got 13 deep before I got bored and quit.
In 2005, this image set the palate quite nicely. But then, again, I only got halfway to the promised land.
This year? Things will be different. I swear.
To prove it, I'm starting neither strong nor weak. Somewhere disgustingly in the middle: