I want to think that Santa is pure of heart, that he is wholly untouched by the grime of earthly desires that you and I share. Santa is about joy and goodness, not filth and lust and greed. I don't want to think of Santa tooling around the world, looking to get his wood on.
Then I see something like this:
Apparently, no matter what, Santa is always game for the milk and cookie.
In case you've missed the previous days' Santas, here are Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, Day 6, Days 7 and 8, and Day 9.