I want to think that Santa is pure of heart, that he is wholly untouched by the grime of earthly desires that you and I share. Santa is about joy and goodness, not filth and lust and greed. I don't want to think of Santa tooling around the world, looking to get his wood on.
Then I see something like this:
Posted by Jeff at December 9, 2003 11:26 PM
Apparently, no matter what, Santa is always game for the milk and cookie.