SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.: PRESS RELEASES FROM HELL, VOL. 33

June 17, 2005

PRESS RELEASES FROM HELL, VOL. 33

Stumbled across this hilarious press release yesterday:

THE RETURN OF MICHAEL FLATLEY: EMBARGOED INFORMATION UNTIL JUNE 27TH, 2005

Michael Flatley, the original star and choreographer of Riverdance and creator of Lord of the Dance is coming out of retirement to launch his new tour "The Celtic Tiger" - his new and powerful dance spectacular.

Masterful solo performances by Michael Flately (dancing for the first time in 4 years) and the large cast of dancers who excel in the art of precision, skill and movement take this production to a new level of performance.

With the symbolic use of the Celtic Tiger, a phrase that was coined to symbolize the new Economic Ireland, Michael Flatley sets out to dramatize the essence of being Irish through the use of powerful imagery, dynamic music and dancing that once again pushes the boundaries of traditional dance.Given the unbelievable success of Riverdance and Lord of the Dance - this new tour is sure to set the world into yet another dance frenzy.

EMBARGOED INFORMATION UNTIL JUNE 27TH, 2005. Tour dates/cities TBD.

First, as for the embargo, I fart in your general direction.

Second, I don't know about the rest of the world, but I know that news of Mr. Flatley's return sent My Muse into a tizzy.

I mean, look at the commitment in his face, folks:

We can only hope that Mr. Flatley's announcement can lift the rest of our souls the way it has for The Muse.

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LeeAnn, I hope you dance.

Putting the P in P.R.

Potty training month.

Huckleberry Fink.

Mama, we're all crazee now.

That not-so-fresh feeling.

"It's not a 'Karaoke Kevin' album.''

Posted by Jeff at June 17, 2005 07:29 AM | TrackBack

Comments

Well that's that. I'm packing up my hot pink sombrero and heading down to Florida for a visit. I've got to meet this Phil character.

Actually, Jeff - have we reached a settlement in Salad v. Supergoddess? Shall I call Ms. Romano to the stand to shed some light on the mystery?

Posted by: jolie at June 17, 2005 05:30 PM

A settlement? More like concession.

I think you're right, but I'm not sure, and I'm too much a gentleman to fight over such small details.

Posted by: Jeff at June 17, 2005 05:42 PM

ah good - I loathe strife. In that case, I'm amending the above statement to read: Well that's that. I'm packing up my hot pink sombrero and heading down to Florida for a visit. I've got to meet you AND this Phil character.

Seriously, Jeff - I howled at those photos. Oh Mah God. Blogging genius.

Oh and my friends were asking about the monster burger the other night. Excellent work.

Posted by: jolie at June 17, 2005 07:02 PM