November 01, 2005

ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC

Here's something you don't see every day: a cop pulling over a speeding hearse.

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Reminds me of the Dennis Miller rant about the cool irony of spending your entire life obeying traffic laws and then being allowed to run all the red lights on the way to your funeral.

"Hey, I'm dead, but I'm early!"



PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:


Drive fast, take chances.

Riding with Fab the deejay.

Beware of the Death Explorer.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.

Live long and prosper. In an Altima.

Just two good ol' boys.

Asshats aplenty.

Nicotine is my crash helmet.

Jazz hands moms.

Ugly lug nuts.

Pretty ballsy.

My honor student can kick your ass.

Garfield mudflaps.

Horse and buddy.

Posted by Jeff at November 1, 2005 12:48 AM
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