May 16, 2008
MOMMY SAID I JUST MAKE BOOM IN MY PANTS
I'm so giddy, I can't help but write some Ray-ku.
Rays are in first place.
The Yankees are in last place.
Suck on it, New York.Our coach: Cool glasses.
Your coach: Bitter, clean shaven.
I'll take Joe Maddon.Extra-innings win
Caused mascot Raymond to faint.
I know the feeling.Matsui crushed us.
The rest of team, not so much.
Thanks a lot, A-Rod.Hey, New York Yankees.
You might want to consider
getting some pitching.Hank Steinbrenner is
mimicking daddy's anger.
Find the Lipitor!We left our jock straps
Down in last place. Could you please
mail them to us? Thanks.Is that what I think?
That spot next to the bullpen...
Submissive piddle.
PREVIOUS TAMPA BAY DEVIL RAYS POSTS:
Mascot camel toe.
A case of the vapors.
Let's play base-brawl.
'Can't wait for the nude scene.'
The Devil and Alyssa Milano.
Uh, Hoy.
Who's the boss?
Losing their diablo.
Barry Bonds and the Tampa Bay Giants.
'Terrible' Ty Wigginton, arrrrrrrrrrgh!
One of these things doesn't belong.
Meet the Rays 'brero.
Some would say that this hand is half empty.
See Joe cook. Cook, Joe, Cook.
A cup of Joe.
Table for two.
Buh-bye, Mr. Pinella.