February 06, 2008
A SERIES OF OPEN LETTERS:
NON-COOPERSTOWN EDITION
Dear Matt Silverman,
Vince Naimoli called yesterday. Said he wants his not-quite-droll-enough-to-be-funny schtick back.
As you can guess, the conversation was mostly an invective-filled vowel movement, but I did make out a threat to take you to court if you infringed on his patented "Calling Security To Have A Fan In The Left-Field Grandstands With A Double-Entendre Sign Ejected From Tropicana Field" move. The blondes used to love that.
Looking forward to Spring Training.
Jeff
p.s. While you're at it, you also might want to send a letter to Alyssa Milano to cut it out. Then again, maybe not.
PREVIOUS OPEN LETTERS:
Lay Off My Yaz Edition
Karma Is A Bitch Edition
Paging Mr. Freud Edition
Imitation Is Not Flattery Edition
I Ate A Baby Edition
Andy Samberg Edition
Personal Technology Edition
Crazy Nordic Singers Edition
An Inconvenient Poop Edition