December 17, 2003


Been a tough week. Lots of work and shopping and baking and wrapping. Hard to fit in a little Santa hunting online, much less throw it up on the wall here in the Salad Bowl.

But throw I must.

I thought I'd catch up for a few missed days and post these inglorious Santas for your dining and dancing pleasure:


Maybe I can buy the idea of Santa watching over the world. Or having the whole world in his hands. Or at least cradling the world before he tries to nail the 7-10 split to save the rest of his Pin Heads teammates during Thursday night bowling down at Stuckey Lanes. But wings on Santa? Uh-uh. Not going there. And not just because you'd need the wingspan of a 767 to get that bastard off the ground. Or because he appears to have taken advantage of the half-off wire frames sale at VisionWorks. It's because this very well could be an ad for holiday douche, for all I know.


Looks like this was shot at a rally in support of SSPOLA (The Santas/Shetland Pony Open Love Association). The guy in the back appears to be calling for backup.


Reminds me of that scene in "Empire" when Princess Leia whispers, "I love you," and a cocky Santa replies, "I know."

Santa looks pretty good frozen in carbonite, doesn't he?

In case you've missed the previous days' Santas, here are Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, Day 6, Days 7 and 8, Day 9, Day 10, Day 11, Day 12,Day 13 and Day 14.

Posted by Jeff at December 17, 2003 06:14 AM | TrackBack