SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

SIDE SALAD TURNS 2

Yes, Side Salad is two years old. (Imagine me holding up three fingers like a toddler and saying, "I TOO YEARTH OLT.")
Hard to believe you can sustain crap this long, but I'm living proof. If the content of this blog isn't direct from the ass factory outlet - So we can pass the savings on to YOU! - I don't know what is.
Few would have predicted it would last this long. Then again, I did launch the U-boat with this gleaming bit of prose.
I've called it quits a couple times. I've come back. I'm still here. La-di-da.
I keep doing it because, you know, I'm vainglorious and I like to amuse myself.
Speaking of which, I'll be celebrating the Salad's birfday with not only the scariest cake on earth, viewed above (It's Carvel's John Wayne Gacy Cake, I believe. They make it in the shape of the Whale Cake.), but by also linking to the greatest hits of the Salad Bowl. Such that they are.
Enjoy. Please try not to hold the penis enlargment spam in the comments against me. A man only has so many hours in the day to clean filth from his blog.

CRAP AT IT'S CRAPARIFFIC BEST:
Crap Safari 1
Crap Safari 2
Shell's-A-Poppin
Calendar of Disturbing Santas
Discovering My Muse
Mullet Nation
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