December 23, 2004
AND NOW... YOUR LAST MOMENT OF BRITNEY FOR 2004. (MAYBE)
My bet: It'll be Federline-free.
PREVIOUS INSTALLMENTS OF
YOUR MOMENT OF BRITNEY
Something old, something new.
Britney takes a groom. Again.
Britney defends her latest love.
Britney marries a childhood friend. For 50 hours.
Britney swaps spit with the Rosetta Stone of Skank.
Britney poses for photos that make her look even more plastic and lifeless than she already is.
Britney, as she would look if she hit the all-you-can-eat Seafood Lovers Special at Red Lobster every night for six months.
Britney runs a restaurant into the ground.
Britney has an evil twin available for parties.
Britney and George cut a rug.
Britney proves the axiom: Beer affects the way males respond to females.
With a gajillion dollars in the bank, you'd think the Federlines could afford to send something a bit nicer than a Wal-Mart photo holiday card.
Posted by: Mike at December 24, 2004 12:34 PM