I don't ask much from P.R. agencies.
I do ask, however, that they get somewhere close to this hemisphere when it comes to the spelling of my name.
PREVIOUS PRESS RELEASES FROM HELL:
David Beckham, Tara Reid and Smuckers.
Michael Flatley in our midst.
The Martha Stewart of karate.
Putting the P in P.R.
Potty training month.
Mama, we're all crazee now.
That not-so-fresh feeling.
"It's not a 'Karaoke Kevin' album.''