I arrived at my desk the other day to see this on top of it:
Hmmmmmm.
Is this a press kit, a death threat or an offering from the new Santeria bakery?
Ah. A press kit promoting new flavors of Swiss chocolates.
And that relates to a stick-wielding dough voodoo ... how?
A doughboy summit. Excellent.
It's important to make friends, I think. Even among baked goods.
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