October 04, 2007

PRESS RELEASES FROM HELL, VOL. 37

I arrived at my desk the other day to see this on top of it:

Press kit or death threat?

Hmmmmmm.

Is this a press kit, a death threat or an offering from the new Santeria bakery?



And this goes with a dough figure ... how?

Ah. A press kit promoting new flavors of Swiss chocolates.

And that relates to a stick-wielding dough voodoo ... how?



Poppin Fresh makes a friend

A doughboy summit. Excellent.

It's important to make friends, I think. Even among baked goods.



PREVIOUS PRESS RELEASES FROM HELL:

And now for the comedy sexual stylings of Yakov Smirnoff.

I'll be your Huckle, berry.

David Beckham, Tara Reid and Smuckers.

Hello, kitty.

Michael Flatley in our midst.

The Martha Stewart of karate.

Nice Judds.

Putting the P in P.R.

Potty training month.

Huckleberry Fink.

Mama, we're all crazee now.

That not-so-fresh feeling.

"It's not a 'Karaoke Kevin' album.''

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