October 31, 2009
MY INSTANT MESSAGES WITH ANDRE
[DEBATING ONLINE SAFETY STANDARDS ELECTRONICALLY WITH MY SON IN AN ADJACENT ROOM]
3:50 p.m. - JeffHi Pea
3:51 p.m. - Brian
sup pa
3:51 p.m. - Jeff
Are you cleaning your Facebook?
3:51 p.m. - Brian
yes sir
3:51 p.m. - Jeff
Thank you.
Think you could make your bed while you're at it?
3:52 p.m. - Brian
ugh is this the new way of ordering me to do something???
3:54 p.m. - Jeff
Take your phone number off Facebook, Pea. Not safe.
3:54 p.m. - Brian
i need it for my freinds
3:54 p.m. - Jeff
It's not safe. Take it down.
3:55 p.m. - Brian
my profile is private
3:56 p.m. - Jeff
You're certain of this?
3:56 p.m. - Brian
absolutly possitive
3:56 p.m. - Jeff
That's not how you spell either of those words
3:57 p.m. - Brian
i kno
3:58 p.m. - Jeff
No you didn't
3:59 p.m. - Brian
can you prove it beyond a reasonable doubt?
4:00 p.m. - Jeff
Based on your history of spelling, I would have no problem taking this before a judge.
4:00 p.m. - Brian
fine. i will consult my associate Miles Massey
PREVIOUS MOMENTS WITH ANDRE:
Godfather-themed breakfast with Andre.
Waiting in car line with Andre.