SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

DISTURBING SANTA NO. 24

We're in the homestretch. Only two days to go.

Tomorrow, I pull out the heavy artillery.

Today? Today, I'll just monkey around:

There really are no words to enhance this bizarre little visual morsel. And so, I'll run along now.

Editor's note: Expect a Christmas Day Santapalooza.

In case you've missed the previous days' Santas, here are Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, Day 6, Days 7 and 8, Day 9, Day 10, Day 11, Day 12, Day 13, Day 14, Days 15-17, Day 18, Days 19-20, Day 21, Day 22 and Day 23.