March 30, 2006

ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC


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Oh man. This ought to be good.

What's the back window say?


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The guy at the wheel was kickin' back in a wife beater with the windows down, the non-functioning AC turned off and some Jay-Z on the stereo.

I imagined for a moment that it was Kevin Federline behind the wheel and that he was on his way to see his baby's momma's naked pregnant body sculpture exhibit.

Word, yo.



PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:

How cheep can you be?

I'm super! Thanks for asking.

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Hearse so good.

Drive fast, take chances.

Riding with Fab the deejay.

Beware of the Death Explorer.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.

Live long and prosper. In an Altima.

Just two good ol' boys.

Asshats aplenty.

Nicotine is my crash helmet.

Jazz hands moms.

Ugly lug nuts.

Pretty ballsy.

My honor student can kick your ass.

Garfield mudflaps.

Horse and buddy.

Posted by Jeff at March 30, 2006 08:36 AM
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