SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC

Pulled through McDonald's in Wildwood on Saturday during a drive north to Gainesville. Saw this weird truck parked outside.

What the hell does that say?

Oddly, that's what I thought it said.

Wait. There's fine print.

So, if they get the live ones, who gets the dead ones?

Know how you can tell these are American turtles?

They wear their hats backward.

PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:

Bubba's sidekick.

Goin' mobil.

G'day, mate.

Porn as a windowshade.

Jonathan Livingston Redneck.

Buc off, pal.

Such a dirty mess.

How cheep can you be?

I'm super! Thanks for asking.

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Hearse so good.

Drive fast, take chances.

Riding with Fab the deejay.

Beware of the Death Explorer.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.

Live long and prosper. In an Altima.

Just two good ol' boys.

Asshats aplenty.

Nicotine is my crash helmet.

Jazz hands moms.

Ugly lug nuts.

Pretty ballsy.

My honor student can kick your ass.

Garfield mudflaps.

Horse and buddy.

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