December 28, 2010
ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC: OOH-RAH! EDITION
["DID YOU ORDER THE 280ZX IN CODE RED?" "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!"]
Saw this car outside of Walgreens the other day:
Just a guess, but I think the owner was a U.S. Marine.
Yep. Definitely a Marine.
Verily I say unto thee.
The hood flags are in repose at the moment.
The killshot, as it were, was right behind the front wheel well:
Gotta admit, it's kinda catchy as sniper war cries go.
PREVIOUS ADVENTURES IN TRAFFIC:
The Lion (road) King
You can pick your license plates...
Motorcycle blogging. At 80 mph.
Now with no Satan!
Graaaaaaaasssssss roof. Rusted!
Gather ye rosebud tattoos while ye may.
Eye Would Drive 4 U
Asphincter says what?
Brush it off.
Get me a truck and make it snappy.
Color me bemused.
Custom mods are cool.
It's great to be a Florida Gator. We think.
The ball cops are here. They have a warrant.
We've got wood.
Flipped off.
Timing is everything.
Haten and hogs.
Drive-by Twinkie.
Jimi Hendrix Edition.
Sit on it and rotate.
I'm your private antenna dancer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to Springfield.
Orange you glad you're not this guy?
Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz.
Patriotic turtles.
Bubba's sidekick.
Goin' mobil.
G'day, mate.
Porn as a windowshade.
Jonathan Livingston Redneck.
Buc off, pal.
Such a dirty mess.
How cheep can you be?
I'm super! Thanks for asking.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Hearse so good.
Drive fast, take chances.
Riding with Fab the deejay.
Beware of the Death Explorer.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
My other car is a rocket-propelled grenade.
Live long and prosper. In an Altima.
Just two good ol' boys.
Asshats aplenty.
Nicotine is my crash helmet.
Jazz hands moms.
Ugly lug nuts.
Pretty ballsy.
My honor student can kick your ass.
Garfield mudflaps.
Horse and buddy.